What's not to love in a place plastered in crass bumper stickers, hand drawn odes to long forgotten dudes named Steve, topped off with well-priced liquor and beer? This location is the best representation of the term "hole in the wall" and could become your next favorite bar. But don't let it. Seriously, it's not big enough and we only want the best compatriots to drink along side. P. S. If you touch the bird book, for goodness sake, wash your hands. That thing has seen some life...
We were tourists looking for a dive bar and the town pump delivered! So much so that we went two nights in a row. Highly recommend. We went to a few bars prior to this that were listed as “dive bars,” but this was the only one we thought really fit the criteria
Town pump is a Fort Collins staple! Very easy to meet people here and local brews. No food at all but doesn't matter, it's a dive bar with class. If you stop by for the first time you must get a jello shot! They also have outdoor space, pump rocks.
I asked my friends to take me to a local dive bar, and they delivered. This place was awesome! The spiked cherries and jello shots hit the spot. The local crowd was so friendly and welcoming. The bartender was lovely, and we ended up closing this place. They have board games and dice. We played Liars dice and Ship, Captain, and Crew.
Avoid like the plague. British member of the group turned away with active duty military ID card, showing a picture and a date of birth. The doorman was rude, short and felt like he had a point to prove. He claimed that ‘we don’t see these ID’s’, and that ‘they’re different’. Everyone else had a drivers license from a different state - how does he know what to look for? I’m sure a manager without a chip on his shoulder could have resolved the situation, but we had no desire to spend money with an establishment who left this first impression on us. Fort Collins has some awesome bars, wish we could have checked this one out too!
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